“Many conservatives have probably stopped reading by now, or at least stopped being able to respond to this article with anything other than blind anger, but for those who are still with me let me make a crucial point about these statistics: They say nothing about who if anyone, is to blame.”
Fizzix yogurt seems gross but familiar. Is it the inexplicable nameplay on physics? (Can anyone explain that connection to me?) Then I realized the most familiar thing was that it is a cool awesome kid marketing angle on the kefir that an exboyfriend used to drink which, if I thought too hard about, would make my tummy curdle as if it were trying to make the stuff. Medicinal values, ooookay. Cool awesome kid bubbly yogurt? NO-kay.
