Never Have I Ever

Never have I ever seen rain quite like the rain outside my window right now. It is light and thick and fast. How, I am not sure. Late afternoon sun. It’s like mist got fast, serious, and obese. Obese for mist.
It’s so late afternoon bright, so sparked with rain, city skyline and crests covered in [...]

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A fucking potato doctor

“YouTubes”
My friend’s mother is awesome

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Five Questions, Seven Deadly Sins, Nine Fruits of the Spirit

Mental Floss has a 5 Questions feature. I did trivia-buzzer things a an extracurricular in high school. I do not think it is hard for you to see the appeal for me. I cannot find the specific test anymore, but am fairly certain they have a quiz with a ‘guess which of these companies is [...]

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deer butt alien head

So I met a new person yesterday and two more today and there is news out the wazoo – or at least filling up that wazoo. I’m not sure how much of that I can share, but today I am simply posting this frightening bit of internet/real life craziness:
deer butt alien head
It gets worse the [...]

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Bone Fatigued

Brain fatigued, really. My body was type, type, typing, but my mind wasn’t doing anything to direct it properly.
I spent half an hour trying to figure out why my Excel sheets weren’t pulling together properly. If you have a number K that equals A + B +C +D and D changes by +x amount, it [...]

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