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Oh my God. This is the scariest photo. This is what made me scream out loud, home, alone. The baby farts bit is a valid point. Babies consume a lot of dairy.

It’s like you took your child and turned it into a Teletubbic, cancerous growth to attach to your own body. Why??

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Alternatively, “Hope deferred makes the heart sick. Also, for some, the mind, too.”

K: oh, and [my roommate] got a shiba inu puppy

J: WHY IS EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE THE STUFF I WANT IN MINE?

K: dude.  lol.  i was hoping you wouldn’t react that way.

J: hahahha

J: sorry

K: but it was so funny bc i hadn’t ever told him you wanted a shiba

K: and he’s like, “OMG LOOK AT THE PUPPY WE’RE GOING TO GET!”

K: and i asked him what kind that was… and when he told me i was like, ‘why does that sound so familiar?!’

K: inner conflict:  do i tell joyce?!

K: if i do, she’ll be excited but hate me.  if i don’t she’ll be mad i didn’t tell her!

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She says it makes the weirdest little noises. I know! That’s another reason I wanted one – b/c I make the weirdest little noises. I wanted the dog-version of me, so we’d get along. *le sigh*

 

But hooray for puppy pictures in future!

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“I think Google makes something like $6 billion a year in ad revenue. Just something huge.”

“Man, that’s like bailout numbers.”

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Hey, Internet –  why don’t they call the thing where you accidentally call someone by sitting on your phone a booty call?

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Whenever I see letter letter letter number letter (letter), I pretty much assume it is or was someone’s assigned UVA email handle.

The gloriously (passive-)aggressive and really quite necessary letmegooglethatforyou.com – I actually went to find out who was doing this and making the monies off it and saw rmm5t down at the bottom. Asking questions is good, for sure, but asking and expecting an answer that you could look up yourself? That the person you’re asking has no way of knowing better than you … other than to go look it up? I mean, you see how letmegooglethatforyou.com is a blessing.

Note – this does not mean I will not still internet-stalk folks upon request. It’s more research than stalking. No tracking or anything. Besides, these days, it’s really just called “using the internet.”

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Sometimes when I see the Netflix ‘Things People Are Watching Where You Are’ category, I want to punch us in our collective smug city countenance. Just a good *pop* to the face. Seriously, Charlottesville – way to hump the list of stereotypes.

Still, it’s often not a bad place to be. =)

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‘Only Americans* ever see UFO’s. What the hell? Is any of the rest of the world spending time on this shit?’

(*realize this isn’t entirely true)

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